Andrew AlbrightAnother Girl Discovers Her Passionate Admiration For Stephen MalkmusThe news was inevitable. In fact, every year approximately 297 new girls discover (and fall in love with) Stephen Malkmus, a musician most…May 13, 2021May 13, 2021
Andrew AlbrightSea of Thieves Veteran Blasts Sea Shanties From Megaphone Before Destroying Other PlayersRumors are circulating of a legendary pirate who scours the seas, destroying any player who happens to be sailing within their vicinity…May 8, 2021May 8, 2021
Andrew AlbrightA Man Is Convinced He Is A Genius After Beating The WitnessThe suburbs of Utah have always found themselves on the border between breathtakingly peaceful and painfully mundane. Many Utahns have an…May 8, 2021May 8, 2021
Andrew AlbrightOverwatch Player Can’t Find A Different Game To Play Until Overwatch 2“There’s still no release date!” cursed Andrew, also known as “SneakyTurtle” in the competitive online action game Overwatch developed by…May 1, 2021May 1, 2021
