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May 13, 2021

Another Girl Discovers Her Passionate Admiration For Stephen Malkmus

The news was inevitable. In fact, every year approximately 297 new girls discover (and fall in love with) Stephen Malkmus, a musician most notable for being the primary songwriter and lead singer of the 90s alternative rock band Pavement. Sarah (who is probably from Southern California) discovered Stephen Malkmus and…

Satire

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Another Girl Discovers Her Passionate Admiration For Stephen Malkmus
Another Girl Discovers Her Passionate Admiration For Stephen Malkmus
Satire

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May 8, 2021

Sea of Thieves Veteran Blasts Sea Shanties From Megaphone Before Destroying Other Players

Rumors are circulating of a legendary pirate who scours the seas, destroying any player who happens to be sailing within their vicinity. …

Sea Of Thieves

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Sea of Thieves Veteran Blasts Sea Shanties From Megaphone Before Destroying Other Players
Sea of Thieves Veteran Blasts Sea Shanties From Megaphone Before Destroying Other Players
Sea Of Thieves

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May 8, 2021

A Man Is Convinced He Is A Genius After Beating The Witness

The suburbs of Utah have always found themselves on the border between breathtakingly peaceful and painfully mundane. Many Utahns have an affinity for this atmosphere, and hardly notice the Cities: Skylines-esque simulation encompassing their lives. However, a man named Jared, currently living in American Fork, has claimed he finally broke…

The Witness

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A Man Is Convinced He Is A Genius After Beating The Witness
A Man Is Convinced He Is A Genius After Beating The Witness
The Witness

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May 1, 2021

Overwatch Player Can’t Find A Different Game To Play Until Overwatch 2

“There’s still no release date!” cursed Andrew, also known as “SneakyTurtle” in the competitive online action game Overwatch developed by Blizzard Entertainment. “What am I supposed to do?!” Overwatch fans have been waiting for a sequel to the game since it was first demoed on the BlizzCon floor in 2019…

Overwatch

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Overwatch Player Can’t Find A Different Game To Play Until Overwatch 2
Overwatch Player Can’t Find A Different Game To Play Until Overwatch 2
Overwatch

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Andrew Albright

Andrew Albright

i laugh too loud and wear sweaters

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