Andrew AlbrightAnother Girl Discovers Her Passionate Admiration For Stephen MalkmusThe news was inevitable. In fact, every year approximately 297 new girls discover (and fall in love with) Stephen Malkmus, a musician most…2 min read·May 13, 2021----
Andrew AlbrightSea of Thieves Veteran Blasts Sea Shanties From Megaphone Before Destroying Other PlayersRumors are circulating of a legendary pirate who scours the seas, destroying any player who happens to be sailing within their vicinity…2 min read·May 8, 2021----
Andrew AlbrightA Man Is Convinced He Is A Genius After Beating The WitnessThe suburbs of Utah have always found themselves on the border between breathtakingly peaceful and painfully mundane. Many Utahns have an…3 min read·May 8, 2021----
Andrew AlbrightOverwatch Player Can’t Find A Different Game To Play Until Overwatch 2“There’s still no release date!” cursed Andrew, also known as “SneakyTurtle” in the competitive online action game Overwatch developed by…3 min read·May 1, 2021----